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last night we learned how to play this song in my ukulele ensemble.  this song is so sweet and so french and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Email in my inbox this morning:
“I saw THE BEST dadjeans in Austin. I wanted to snap a photo for you but there was just no way to do it tactfully.Next time, next time …”
I love guys in dadjeans

Email in my inbox this morning:

“I saw THE BEST dadjeans in Austin.
I wanted to snap a photo for you but there was just no way to do it tactfully.
Next time, next time …”

I love guys in dadjeans

they need to make a new film adaptation asap. they need to cast a rough n tumble actor with eyes so blue you can swim in them. Kiera Knightly will do just fine as kathy. Kiera is the only actress to be in film adaptations, right? 

they need to make a new film adaptation asap. they need to cast a rough n tumble actor with eyes so blue you can swim in them. Kiera Knightly will do just fine as kathy. Kiera is the only actress to be in film adaptations, right? 

file this under songs i should REALLY be sick of by now but i’m just not.  also, file this under perfect songs for november.  and for FEELINGS (which i currently have enough of for a small nation-state)

HEY THIS HAPPENED! Read more about Referendum 74 passing in Washington here.

HEY THIS HAPPENED! Read more about Referendum 74 passing in Washington here.

(Source: homorobotica)

I’ve been re-watching Ugly Betty lately (and hurrah to Abbey watching for the first time!).

Rewatching has rekindled my love for Gio.

WHY DO I LOVE GIO?

Because we have similar interests as in Sandwiches, long term goals, caring about Betty. I also love him because, he’s funny and cute and smart and not Henry.

I have many more things to say about this, but it’s all incoherent 15 year old girl stuff.

i love everything about this. also, “ohio is the king of space” made me lol. 
Why You Should Care About Ohio Every Day Of The Year

i love everything about this. also, “ohio is the king of space” made me lol. 

Why You Should Care About Ohio Every Day Of The Year

Happy Election Day!

mary poppins was a feminist.

My sister sent me The Snowman soundtrack on Spotify today. I can only assume she wanted me to sob uncontrollably at work.

YAY for the beginning of Christmas music. BOO for the inevitable end of pumpkin season.

we did it, you guys.  it’s november!

we did it, you guys.  it’s november!

I’m watching Night of the Living Dead for the first time tonight. Here are my thoughts: 
1. Johnny, shown above, is kind of … totally in style. I may or may not be attracted to his glasses. 
2. I didn’t know Barack Obama was in this.
3. They ARE coming to get you Barbara. 
4. Barbara is really bad at getting wood to board up the house. 
5. in related news, I watched Creepshow tonight. It’s pretty ridic. They bury the lede in the trailer— Ted Danson and Leslie Neilson are in it! There’s also a cameo of the roaches from Joe’s Apartment! And some really bad 80s hair! YAYY!!
6. Back to the movie, there are just randoms in the house 40 minutes into this. Of course. 
7. The cellar is the safest place, but everybody knows that you HAVE to go the third story in a scary movie. 
8. I hope Barbara bangs one, or more, of these men. 
9. The zombies are STILL only at the car. WTF. 
10. “Harry??? HARRYY!! What’s Happening!!?” Who is that woman? There are more people in this house than the Titanic.
11. BONUS POINTS: NAKED ZOMBIE
12. Ah yes, the submissive wife and abusive husband subplot. 
13. Judy’s a slut. I can tell by her jean jacket and “I don’t give a fuck” attitude. 
14. The sick kid? Please end up being a zombie. 
15. How did Helen Cooper, aka. Harry’s wife, know that Barbara’s brother was killed? Barbara hasn’t spoken in approximately— the whole movie. 
16. The nearest safe place is Youngstown. #Ohio
17. Zombies are from Venus?
18. Zombies are from radiation?
19. “How can we get out of here? We have one sick child, two women, one woman out of her head—” WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, YO. 
20. How useful is it that the key was labeled for the gas pump AND they had fruit jars. Just what Barack, I mean, Ben, ordered! 
21. OH SHIT. So many wrong moves so fast! 
22. One of the Zombies has a bubble butt. Just sayin. 
23. That flesh looks like Fieldroast. Sorry, Seattle joke. 
24. The sick child is totes a zombie. #calledit
25. Barbara is SO DUMB. She’s taunting everyone about her perfectly working car that is only 10 yards away. 
26. “marauding ghouls” is my favorite demographic since “drunken revelers.”
27. The power went out! Sandy? Is that you? (sorry, too soon, I know)
28. Humans fighting Humans— this seems like a natural reaction to Zombies trying to eat your flesh. 
29. Aww, Zombie Karen (sick child) is so adorable when she eats her parents. 
30. Helen Cooper’s scream is the most supernatural scream ever. Did they record a chipmunk screaming?
31. I forgot to mention that the first Zombie, who reappears around this time in the film, looks like an ex of mine. But like— what he’ll look like as an old-man Zombie.
32. Ben ended up in the cellar. Harry Cooper must be proud. Dead proud. 
33. Harry Cooper is so proud that he came back to life to congratulate Ben! 
34. Where’s Barbara? Did she die yet? 
35. It’s the next day! Yahoo!
36. Aw, shoot. You’ll have to watch it to see that plot twist of an ending. 
37. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - CMH

ed. note: my sister wants me to point out that Ben slaps the shit out of Barbara. Dually noted.

I’m watching Night of the Living Dead for the first time tonight. Here are my thoughts: 

1. Johnny, shown above, is kind of … totally in style. I may or may not be attracted to his glasses. 

2. I didn’t know Barack Obama was in this.

3. They ARE coming to get you Barbara. 

4. Barbara is really bad at getting wood to board up the house. 

5. in related news, I watched Creepshow tonight. It’s pretty ridic. They bury the lede in the trailer— Ted Danson and Leslie Neilson are in it! There’s also a cameo of the roaches from Joe’s Apartment! And some really bad 80s hair! YAYY!!

6. Back to the movie, there are just randoms in the house 40 minutes into this. Of course. 

7. The cellar is the safest place, but everybody knows that you HAVE to go the third story in a scary movie. 

8. I hope Barbara bangs one, or more, of these men. 

9. The zombies are STILL only at the car. WTF. 

10. “Harry??? HARRYY!! What’s Happening!!?” Who is that woman? There are more people in this house than the Titanic.

11. BONUS POINTS: NAKED ZOMBIE

12. Ah yes, the submissive wife and abusive husband subplot. 

13. Judy’s a slut. I can tell by her jean jacket and “I don’t give a fuck” attitude. 

14. The sick kid? Please end up being a zombie. 

15. How did Helen Cooper, aka. Harry’s wife, know that Barbara’s brother was killed? Barbara hasn’t spoken in approximately— the whole movie. 

16. The nearest safe place is Youngstown. #Ohio

17. Zombies are from Venus?

18. Zombies are from radiation?

19. “How can we get out of here? We have one sick child, two women, one woman out of her head—” WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, YO. 

20. How useful is it that the key was labeled for the gas pump AND they had fruit jars. Just what Barack, I mean, Ben, ordered! 

21. OH SHIT. So many wrong moves so fast! 

22. One of the Zombies has a bubble butt. Just sayin. 

23. That flesh looks like Fieldroast. Sorry, Seattle joke. 

24. The sick child is totes a zombie. #calledit

25. Barbara is SO DUMB. She’s taunting everyone about her perfectly working car that is only 10 yards away. 

26. “marauding ghouls” is my favorite demographic since “drunken revelers.”

27. The power went out! Sandy? Is that you? (sorry, too soon, I know)

28. Humans fighting Humans— this seems like a natural reaction to Zombies trying to eat your flesh. 

29. Aww, Zombie Karen (sick child) is so adorable when she eats her parents. 

30. Helen Cooper’s scream is the most supernatural scream ever. Did they record a chipmunk screaming?

31. I forgot to mention that the first Zombie, who reappears around this time in the film, looks like an ex of mine. But like— what he’ll look like as an old-man Zombie.

32. Ben ended up in the cellar. Harry Cooper must be proud. Dead proud. 

33. Harry Cooper is so proud that he came back to life to congratulate Ben! 

34. Where’s Barbara? Did she die yet? 

35. It’s the next day! Yahoo!

36. Aw, shoot. You’ll have to watch it to see that plot twist of an ending. 

37. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - CMH

ed. note: my sister wants me to point out that Ben slaps the shit out of Barbara. Dually noted.

this little girl is my favorite. she is tired of bronco bamma and mitt romney.

via NPR 

last night we learned how to play this song in my ukulele ensemble.  this song is so sweet and so french and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Email in my inbox this morning:
“I saw THE BEST dadjeans in Austin. I wanted to snap a photo for you but there was just no way to do it tactfully.Next time, next time …”
I love guys in dadjeans

Email in my inbox this morning:

“I saw THE BEST dadjeans in Austin.
I wanted to snap a photo for you but there was just no way to do it tactfully.
Next time, next time …”

I love guys in dadjeans

hellogiggles:

From Our Readers: AN ORIGINAL BIG TIMIN’ COOL CHICKby From Our Readers  http://bit.ly/TViPC5

I didn’t read the article, but that jeopardy graphic?!?! Thanks, Alex.

hellogiggles:

From Our Readers: AN ORIGINAL BIG TIMIN’ COOL CHICK

by From Our Readers

http://bit.ly/TViPC5

I didn’t read the article, but that jeopardy graphic?!?! Thanks, Alex.

they need to make a new film adaptation asap. they need to cast a rough n tumble actor with eyes so blue you can swim in them. Kiera Knightly will do just fine as kathy. Kiera is the only actress to be in film adaptations, right? 

they need to make a new film adaptation asap. they need to cast a rough n tumble actor with eyes so blue you can swim in them. Kiera Knightly will do just fine as kathy. Kiera is the only actress to be in film adaptations, right? 

file this under songs i should REALLY be sick of by now but i’m just not.  also, file this under perfect songs for november.  and for FEELINGS (which i currently have enough of for a small nation-state)

HEY THIS HAPPENED! Read more about Referendum 74 passing in Washington here.

HEY THIS HAPPENED! Read more about Referendum 74 passing in Washington here.

(Source: homorobotica)

I’ve been re-watching Ugly Betty lately (and hurrah to Abbey watching for the first time!).

Rewatching has rekindled my love for Gio.

WHY DO I LOVE GIO?

Because we have similar interests as in Sandwiches, long term goals, caring about Betty. I also love him because, he’s funny and cute and smart and not Henry.

I have many more things to say about this, but it’s all incoherent 15 year old girl stuff.

i love everything about this. also, “ohio is the king of space” made me lol. 
Why You Should Care About Ohio Every Day Of The Year

i love everything about this. also, “ohio is the king of space” made me lol. 

Why You Should Care About Ohio Every Day Of The Year

Happy Election Day!

mary poppins was a feminist.

My sister sent me The Snowman soundtrack on Spotify today. I can only assume she wanted me to sob uncontrollably at work.

YAY for the beginning of Christmas music. BOO for the inevitable end of pumpkin season.

we did it, you guys.  it’s november!

we did it, you guys.  it’s november!

I’m watching Night of the Living Dead for the first time tonight. Here are my thoughts: 
1. Johnny, shown above, is kind of … totally in style. I may or may not be attracted to his glasses. 
2. I didn’t know Barack Obama was in this.
3. They ARE coming to get you Barbara. 
4. Barbara is really bad at getting wood to board up the house. 
5. in related news, I watched Creepshow tonight. It’s pretty ridic. They bury the lede in the trailer— Ted Danson and Leslie Neilson are in it! There’s also a cameo of the roaches from Joe’s Apartment! And some really bad 80s hair! YAYY!!
6. Back to the movie, there are just randoms in the house 40 minutes into this. Of course. 
7. The cellar is the safest place, but everybody knows that you HAVE to go the third story in a scary movie. 
8. I hope Barbara bangs one, or more, of these men. 
9. The zombies are STILL only at the car. WTF. 
10. “Harry??? HARRYY!! What’s Happening!!?” Who is that woman? There are more people in this house than the Titanic.
11. BONUS POINTS: NAKED ZOMBIE
12. Ah yes, the submissive wife and abusive husband subplot. 
13. Judy’s a slut. I can tell by her jean jacket and “I don’t give a fuck” attitude. 
14. The sick kid? Please end up being a zombie. 
15. How did Helen Cooper, aka. Harry’s wife, know that Barbara’s brother was killed? Barbara hasn’t spoken in approximately— the whole movie. 
16. The nearest safe place is Youngstown. #Ohio
17. Zombies are from Venus?
18. Zombies are from radiation?
19. “How can we get out of here? We have one sick child, two women, one woman out of her head—” WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, YO. 
20. How useful is it that the key was labeled for the gas pump AND they had fruit jars. Just what Barack, I mean, Ben, ordered! 
21. OH SHIT. So many wrong moves so fast! 
22. One of the Zombies has a bubble butt. Just sayin. 
23. That flesh looks like Fieldroast. Sorry, Seattle joke. 
24. The sick child is totes a zombie. #calledit
25. Barbara is SO DUMB. She’s taunting everyone about her perfectly working car that is only 10 yards away. 
26. “marauding ghouls” is my favorite demographic since “drunken revelers.”
27. The power went out! Sandy? Is that you? (sorry, too soon, I know)
28. Humans fighting Humans— this seems like a natural reaction to Zombies trying to eat your flesh. 
29. Aww, Zombie Karen (sick child) is so adorable when she eats her parents. 
30. Helen Cooper’s scream is the most supernatural scream ever. Did they record a chipmunk screaming?
31. I forgot to mention that the first Zombie, who reappears around this time in the film, looks like an ex of mine. But like— what he’ll look like as an old-man Zombie.
32. Ben ended up in the cellar. Harry Cooper must be proud. Dead proud. 
33. Harry Cooper is so proud that he came back to life to congratulate Ben! 
34. Where’s Barbara? Did she die yet? 
35. It’s the next day! Yahoo!
36. Aw, shoot. You’ll have to watch it to see that plot twist of an ending. 
37. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - CMH

ed. note: my sister wants me to point out that Ben slaps the shit out of Barbara. Dually noted.

I’m watching Night of the Living Dead for the first time tonight. Here are my thoughts: 

1. Johnny, shown above, is kind of … totally in style. I may or may not be attracted to his glasses. 

2. I didn’t know Barack Obama was in this.

3. They ARE coming to get you Barbara. 

4. Barbara is really bad at getting wood to board up the house. 

5. in related news, I watched Creepshow tonight. It’s pretty ridic. They bury the lede in the trailer— Ted Danson and Leslie Neilson are in it! There’s also a cameo of the roaches from Joe’s Apartment! And some really bad 80s hair! YAYY!!

6. Back to the movie, there are just randoms in the house 40 minutes into this. Of course. 

7. The cellar is the safest place, but everybody knows that you HAVE to go the third story in a scary movie. 

8. I hope Barbara bangs one, or more, of these men. 

9. The zombies are STILL only at the car. WTF. 

10. “Harry??? HARRYY!! What’s Happening!!?” Who is that woman? There are more people in this house than the Titanic.

11. BONUS POINTS: NAKED ZOMBIE

12. Ah yes, the submissive wife and abusive husband subplot. 

13. Judy’s a slut. I can tell by her jean jacket and “I don’t give a fuck” attitude. 

14. The sick kid? Please end up being a zombie. 

15. How did Helen Cooper, aka. Harry’s wife, know that Barbara’s brother was killed? Barbara hasn’t spoken in approximately— the whole movie. 

16. The nearest safe place is Youngstown. #Ohio

17. Zombies are from Venus?

18. Zombies are from radiation?

19. “How can we get out of here? We have one sick child, two women, one woman out of her head—” WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, YO. 

20. How useful is it that the key was labeled for the gas pump AND they had fruit jars. Just what Barack, I mean, Ben, ordered! 

21. OH SHIT. So many wrong moves so fast! 

22. One of the Zombies has a bubble butt. Just sayin. 

23. That flesh looks like Fieldroast. Sorry, Seattle joke. 

24. The sick child is totes a zombie. #calledit

25. Barbara is SO DUMB. She’s taunting everyone about her perfectly working car that is only 10 yards away. 

26. “marauding ghouls” is my favorite demographic since “drunken revelers.”

27. The power went out! Sandy? Is that you? (sorry, too soon, I know)

28. Humans fighting Humans— this seems like a natural reaction to Zombies trying to eat your flesh. 

29. Aww, Zombie Karen (sick child) is so adorable when she eats her parents. 

30. Helen Cooper’s scream is the most supernatural scream ever. Did they record a chipmunk screaming?

31. I forgot to mention that the first Zombie, who reappears around this time in the film, looks like an ex of mine. But like— what he’ll look like as an old-man Zombie.

32. Ben ended up in the cellar. Harry Cooper must be proud. Dead proud. 

33. Harry Cooper is so proud that he came back to life to congratulate Ben! 

34. Where’s Barbara? Did she die yet? 

35. It’s the next day! Yahoo!

36. Aw, shoot. You’ll have to watch it to see that plot twist of an ending. 

37. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - CMH

ed. note: my sister wants me to point out that Ben slaps the shit out of Barbara. Dually noted.

this little girl is my favorite. she is tired of bronco bamma and mitt romney.

via NPR 

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